After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
-- Mel Gibson

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

And above all... Think Chocolate!
--"Betty Crocker"

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing
-- Milton Snavely Hershey

Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
-- Sandra Boynton

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
-- Michael Levine

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
-- Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
-- Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-- Anonymous

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
-- Baron Justus von Liebig

"Chocolate -- The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite -- the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'
-- Sandra Boynton

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
-- Lora Brody

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-- Author Unknown

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets
-- Milton Zelma

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!!!
-- Anonymous

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
-- Author Unknown

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
-- Author Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
-- Author Unknown

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
-- Miranda Ingram

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
-- Forrest Gump in the movie "Forrest Gump"

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
-- Author Unknown

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
-- Gina Hayes

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
-- Author Unknown

My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.
-- Katharine Hepburn

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
-- John Q. Tullius

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
-- Author Unknown

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
-- Author Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
-- Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
-- Terry Moore

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
-- Anonymous

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
-- Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
-- Linda Grayson

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.
-- Author Unknown

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